(j)Ok(e)i-Ni

Here are some items I almost purchased from the internet's most pretentious clothing site Oki-Ni before I realised that they were unwearable for any self respecting non-cock - here are some examples...

Chronicles of Never - Once Around the Moon Shoes

Nonnative Trooper Cap

McQueen knit

Chronicals of Never - Linen Trousers

Rick Owens Rocket Jacket



My particular favourite has to be these:
Damir Doma hi-top Zips

"Hi top zip through boot in a very faded black leather. This boot continues in the Damir Doma footwear theme of using as few seams as possible so the piece has the simplicity of a sock."

Apart from the obvious (rarely do you come across such astonishingly perfect examples of idiocy), there were a couple of things about the blurb on the site that caught the eye:

'Using as few seams as possible' - here's an idea, don't put a massive and totally unnecessary seam through the axis of the entire boot.

'the simplicity of a sock'

Sock: Simple Factor:

10/10

Damir Doma Zip Kick - Simple Factor?

0/10

So thanks to the team at Oki-Ni for continuing make mockery of your own industry.